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The big man of a typical model married a small beauty of typical model, wedding just end, the big man signed descend underneath of rules:
"I want to when go home and then when go home, as long as I think, in spite of is when I think, you not ability is this difficult I!
"You have to ready to a flourishing dinner for me every evening, unless I tell you that I don't come back.As long as I think, I can go hunting, go fishing with my old friend, alcohol or play cards, you can not make difficulties for me for this, either!This is my rules ……what opinion do you have?"
The very big degree ground of his bride says:"There is no opinion, you think very thoughtfully for me.I just remind that you remember an affair ……every evening 7:00 punctually**-in spite of you at still not at!"
The text chapter 951~1000 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:02:35 chapter word numbers:20789
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 951 to living you to keep your place
One male the youth see on the bus the collar of dress of one beauty open very lowly, the spring scenes leaks, joke way'is really a blossomy peach place', the beauty lifts skirt to say after listenning to:"still have living you keep you of place!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 952 female passenger to go to the stool
Nine railroads in the city are open to traffic and follow line farmer wayside to watch.A fair visitor comes to usual holiday on the car, after changing paper still in addition to window, the paper right against the face sticks one farmer face up, the farmer takes down to see a way: the darling is quick!Floating Zhang Zhis can hit nose to bleed!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 953 pregnancy**want caution
Is some year of some month some day, in a certain family of a certain place, a wife is getting more pregnant.But the time in the 9th month, but the Sir cannot help but personal desire, so force his wife to is "the love does of matter" with him ……
After a month, the kid was born, is a boy, and is a genius!One birth will talk!
Sees he turn a head a see the doctor asking:"Are you my daddy?"
Doctor:"Be not, I am a doctor."
He saw a nurse and also asked:"That are you my daddy?"
Nurse:"Not ……I am a nurse."
He finally saw his own father:"That you are my daddy?"
The Sir is very happy:"Rightness!I am your father!"
The kid of the result points the Chuo his old daddy's head to simultaneously scold for the very angry specialty:"Thus Chuo isn't your pain painful?Isn't the pain painful?"
Does a spool of joke brocade gather a chapter 954 demand Sir
That year and together the matter widely hand over a meeting, in the hotel usually drive young lady telephone harassment, can not stand the harassment, a very accidental opportunity we discovered to the young lady's room(estimate is wrapped room in the hotel then harass with the extension of that kind of) that we make a phone call, hence we in clear and ordered patternly knew the young lady's extension.( a lot of extensions of hotels all line up with room of)Hence one day we are again harassed in the afternoon:"Excuse me, demand young lady?", We are aggrieved after the brush-off, hence the colleague stirs a telephone to return to, the as a result answering the phone is just that young lady, the colleague in a serious manner depresses orotund:"Excuse me, demand Sir?".The young lady is presumed to have never run into this kind of situation and about ground to a stop to angry several seconds later of say:"Want, want your head!"Let go of a telephone, our two joy turned over a sky.
A spool of joke brocade gathers old Niang of chapter 955 to also have a beard
One day invited old Sir Wu Zhi Hui to visit mountain to play water to look for inspiration source together at the right term old Sir.They walk to new store river, raise head and look, the scenery of opposite shore is more beautiful, but want opposite shore, have to round one to walk bridge in the green jade pond, they again would not like to.Find out to know toward the person afterwards river water here not deep, hence decide to wade across water, two big experienced persons lead long to begin and very carefully walk toward opposite shore.Walk to river water positive the center, suddenly hit upon a sudden idea at the right term old Sir, blurt out a top allied:"Both the elder brother hold hands one degree river river"
Old Sir Wu Zhi Hui also not resigned to playing second fiddle of, answered right away under unite "two old beards is generally and together"
In this time, squat down just across the street an eldest sister-in-law doing laundry raised head to Miao their one eye:"What!!Beard?The old Niang also has!Only …"
"The body isn't livinged by F low"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 956 Hua Mulan's usual holiday
The Hua Mulan suddenly menstruated while fighting, blood 1 ground, collapsed and fainted.The male nurse says while waking up:Commander in chief, your younger brother the younger brother had no, just some slight wound, there is no big Ai, you don't want to worry, your health condition is very good, wound I already for you sew last.
A spool of joke brocade gathers joke in chapter 957 one night stand remediable measure
This is see on the forum, the doubt of the building lord hair inquiry one night stand empress, then the return card of large net friend's joke.
The building lord opens,Beats By Dr Dre Studio,
"Last night, had fun at the bar, seduce last a female of, then, opened room at the hotel, became nervous too much as a result, safe set of forgot a car of inside, was thinking that female self-provided, have never thought she also have no, she means don't care, in fact my in the mind pretty cares of, think descend take, but a hesitant ascended, feel now that descending a body is a bit unwell, grieved me, I worry so much ah, I prepare a short while and check for a while, I live area in the bridge and have the brothers sister recommendation hospital ah, thank.
Still have everyone hereafter also want caution.One night stand can but must notice a safety.Have an opportunity we communicate experience.Wait me thanks insight to sometimes realize."
This is a , blasted open a pot in forum, the summary as follows strong person's return card, cow B.
1, the nose bump slanting
Put your jj to the usb to connect in, then get to the Internet(Kingsoft poison the Ba or Rui stars all go) on-line kill poison.
2, soy sauce teacher
Mowed, that trifle's staying is also the root of all evil.
3, the sweet heart of midnight
Come to my internet shopping store~~eliminate inflammation a medicine 20% discount reward~~
4, concept XX
Reciting from memory a silver English to spread is ten, the poison kills poison, not poisonous strengthen figure.
5, the teacher is an I too much
Still sliced, the brothers protects a life important
6, fall several
From temple get, the absolution is the whole cares at home, the also sufficient condition learns sunflower treasure Dian
7, together virtuous Long together the east is strong
Dive price, 《sunflower treasure Dian 》 10 dollars money is 5
8, chrysanthemum fragrant joss-stick son l 986
Today is Sunday, hospital's recommending you can not also go.
9, have to tell you the method of a disinfection-
Come downstairs to buy a bottle of Maotai liquor.Come back a dd to steep at in, for more than 4 hours.
Remembering must Mao set.
10, the parrot have a little red
The work that keeps advanced sex education of net friend didn't work well of result~~
11, lotus flower joss-stick joss-stick
Chase the ＪＪ bubble alcohol inside, then light fire, good
12, massage female small Xin 玥
Brothers need not frightened, the check never minds, if really got that moxa Zi, checked don't also get to cure, or take advantage o young
Make several more one night stands, hereafter want to remember to take a set.
13, non- west the door celebrate not to marry
According to experience that I practise medicine for several years, the building lord is being placed in window way to expect, strengthen observation, must take out to check once every 10 minutes.Slice
14, put to all put so handsomely
Top of what person said can not work out a problem, the best way is to take a cake of hot irons to burn red, the malicious bottom heart keep on being hot, what kind of the viruses all died silently.Fluently wish a building lord will get over very soon!!
15, , kid his grandmother
Outside rain
Put on rain to cover with
The wet body matter is small
The gonorrhea matter is big
16, 1 horse green dust
Sprinkle sulfuric acid for JJ the sulfuric acid is to had better disinfect of
17, the Gu is just crystal
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