Will let that incapable of monk at my eyelid the underneath be saved to walk, I want and make this heartless person die and have deserve, I want for is dead in the their hand of ex- road various demon revenge to avenge, I want keeping of Xing Tang of white 100 fat, then wash cleanly, cook after steaming first, deep-fry after boiling first, then start to pay long long dining table as for feeling son that please to me, spreads pure meal cloth, candle order to up flutter, put to open a fine knife and fork, and opposite of she mutually sees but smiles and again and again toasts ……
When I fantasize like this, the small demon fell to bump ground to run to come in:The "big king, big king, not like, that smelly monkey come to be again the teacher that demand him ……" small demon is exactly a small demon, panic what panic?A few days ago he moves several road reinforcementses, also doesn't all not is the fallen petal flowing water that is beaten by me.
I finally hurt this time next, the monkey moves this time of the savior is exactly my jinx.Looking at the monkey walks on air of appearance, I on the contrary didn't hate him, I felt he ratio who all pitiful, for the sake of a vain Buddhist paradise, he abandonned love to abandon purple Xia pretty woman, and willingly of take last a tight hoop curses son, his in the mind is affirmative compare sleep all bitter.I hate myself, Jian didn't lend the front the road devil, eat up the leather belt hair of connecting of Xing Tang before the monkey moves to reinforcements-the sky shout!I unexpectedly, I unexpectedly at have finally come to completion for an instant, moved the heart of kindness-how can have benevolent heart?
At drive sky come of at the time that fairy took, I saw their teacher and pupil 4 people's figure and how saw how to all be like four dogs.I meekly heel the back in fairy, penitence of the in the mind gobbles up my heart like ant-if the God can give me the opportunity to come to lead afresh, I in no case will let the kindness of a little of in the mind win me that active booming improbity, I want to eat up him, I want to eat up him, I want to eat up him ……
Because I am bewitching, a can not become fairy to do not** of demon.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1493 sex laws
Attribute laws:The man has a gaseous attribute, therefore love brag, love to become angry;The woman has the attribute of liquid, therefore the love is jealous and loves to flow tears.
Relate to laws:"The woman is what water does, man is the mire kneads", the relation of twos BE:Mud's throwing in water at most will arise a wave flower, but water can turn mud bubble.
Purpose laws:Man is get married but be in love, woman is be in love but get married.
Kiss laws:For the first time after the kiss, woman will this kiss to regard as one lets out of investment, the in hopes of obtains profits;The man then will regard as a loan for taking back to it, simply put in the safe.
Convert laws:Woman before getting married says "I belong to you" to the lover, the man then says "you are my everything" to the lover;Woman after getting married will say "you belong to me", the man will say "I am your everything".
Wife's laws:Beg for a beautiful woman to be a wife, feel happy but not rest assured;Beg for an ugly woman to be a wife, trust but not gratifying.So, which man also can't to own wife's satisfaction.
Go home laws:Woman for could not cook a meal to get off work time then busy go home, man because of afraid cook a meal to get off work to also love to hide to chat in the office or loiter about everywhere.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1494 girl friend front and empress having girl friend
1, before having girl friend, my wages can save a half spend half;After having girl friend, another the half must also run out of, sometimes still have to lend foreign loan.
2, before having girl friend, I a week, washes my own clothes once;After having girl friend,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, I do laundry three times in a week and all twice wash for girl friend among them.
3, before having girl friend, I have two meals just on the first;(the breakfast never minds)After having girl friend, we have three meal for a day, sometimes still have to add midnight snack.
4, before having girl friend, I occasionally sweep a house of hygiene;After having girl friend, I almost sweep the hygiene of house every day.
5, before having girl friend, I sleep a bed by myself, the breadth is relaxed loose;After having girl friend, our two people sleeps a bed, sometimes still have to 2 people pile up to sleep.
6, before having girl friend, I use water of heating to take a shower for I;After having girl friend, I usually take a shower for two people, the hot water isn't enough I can be used cold water.
7, before having girl friend, I buy a toilet paper;After having girl friend, I buy toilet paper and sanitary napkin.
8, before having girl friend, I sell clothes just to man's counter;After having girl friend, I usually arrive lady's counter to buy underwear pants.
10, before having girl friend, I ask the brotherses and the GF of their PP to swim together:After having girl friend, I ask them to skate.(Why to all is it I that please?)
11, before having girl friend, I have a rightness of parents to provide for;After having girl friend, I must look after two rightnesses of parents, particularly to her parents, I than ownly still filial.
12, before having girl friend, the somebody elses all call my pig head;After having girl friend, the somebody else sees I run, "dry skeleton the soldier come to pull~~~"
13, before having girl friend, I go to work lateness never, is the study parade guards that the unit leadership gives public recognition;After having girl friend, I usually lateness leave early, is Monday regular meeting leadership critique of often Wei.
14, before having girl friend, I buy "red tower mountain" and"ten thousand treasure roads"ses to one by one come to take out by myself;After having girl friend, I occasionally buy"joyous" and"***" take out, usually lend her of"Mo Er" lead desire for tobacco.
15, before having girl friend, I go out to have a meal the snowflake beer that drinks 2 dollars money;After having girl friend, we go out to have a meal "like dream" of ordering 30 dollars juice.
16, before having girl friend, I however 38 sections;After having girl friend, I lead Women's Day together with her.
17, before having girl friend, I ride "big match" and other people's motorcycle racing;After having girl friend, I ride "permanence" to aggravate a modified version, Duo wear she walk in the night market Ma Guan's flower.
18, before having girl friend, the brotherses occupy, I am is available on hand, the righteousness is thin cloud sky;After having girl friend, the brotherses occupy, I have no Zong have no shadow and receive scolding heavy color light friend.
20, before having girl friend, I think that all of singers of soprano are assiduous trainings to come out, just go on stage a performance;After having girl friend, I think that the women are all born tall sound singers, particularly usually perform on the bed.
21, before having girl friend, I walk down the street to envy ground to looking at a rightness of to the loverses;After having girl friend, our walking down the street is envied ground by a group of bachelors to looking at.
22, before having girl friend, I usually all night play mahjong and play a CS game with the elder brothers bright till sky;After having girl friend, we usually go to bed a sleeping punctually.
23, before having girl friend, I have a head of jet black Jing beautiful show hair, the jade tree faces breeze;After having girl friend, show gave out girl friend, she orderanies my Xu Ti Ban's inch, fear that my tree greatly recruits "Feng".
24, before having girl friend, the beard together oscular little boy saw me calling an elder brother;After having girl friend, the little boy saw us and called my uncle, call her elder sister.(Child daring to do great mischief~~~I pour!)
25, before having girl friend, I remember my own birthday;After having girl friend, I must record her and her parents' birthday, result, I forgot my own birthday.
A spool of joke brocade gathers person's sayings of the richest chapter 1495
1, I am too poor.I am poor to get in addition to leave money have nothing at all.
[Depend, this kind of words can also speak.The rich is different, don't be money to money.]
2, , is you.I now just in the favour.What's the hurry?Ha ha, today the sun, I move away money to insolate.[Be unlikely, how much do you have?All became mildewed, hadn't spent.Having to make is wrong.Depend, you not afraid treat give°ed your money to pare off to run while willing pare off strong wind?]
3, Bill ·Gates?He that also calls rich?Depend, if I make him count the money for me, he is quasi- will say that I judged
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